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Shipp Shop

If Oliver Shipp was a shop
He could be a chip shop
but not a chop shop
He'd be a much more open
than shut shop
He'd be an edgy veggie deli
not a smelly liver jelly
Sort of shop,
Would our Oliver Shipp

If Oliver Shipp was a shop
He'd be a funky fairly trading shop
Not a foul-mouthed rip-off raiding shop
He'd be an I'll lose but then I'll find it shop
Not a high so-ci shoe shine
Sort of shop,
Would our Oliver Shipp

If Oliver Shipp was a shop
He'd be an I like to go to work shop
Not my boss is such a jerk shop
He'd be an I'd like to be your friend shop
Not we'd better just pretend
Sort of shop,
Would our Oliver Shipp

If Oliver Shipp was a shop
He'd never let it shut
If, say, he moved out of town
He'd trade online
not let his regulars down
He is our kind of shop
Is our Oliver Shipp.

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